By DemocracyRules
Dion = Leader of Liberal Party, looks like a failed childhood actor. Speaks poorly in English, also speaks poorly in French.
Harper = Leader of Conservative Party, also the Prime Minister. He has such a square head you can see the corners.
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Asked about the polls, Dion lashed out at Harper for a campaign of character-assassination against him that he claims has misrepresented him and his policies.
"Never has a government spent so much to destroy a person and his policies as Harper has towards me," Whined Dion during a campaign event in Stoney Creek, Ont., just outside Hamilton.
He said the leaders' debates Wednesday and Thursday will allow him to reach out to voters and illustrate that neither he nor his policies bear any resemblance to the picture painted by Harper and his party's aggressive attack ads.
"I think Canadians are dying to vote Liberal," he said.
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Well, each year, more than 100,000 Canadians die. But I don't recall seeing Political Affiliation recorded on death certificates. Therefore we can't really tell how many died trying to vote Liberal.
Dion hates those attack ads, especially since they're true.
As for the debates, Dion better hurry up. He has until Wednesday to learn English. And by Thursday he has to speak French!
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