The good news: There's a plan to save the U.S. economy from financial meltdown, according to Congressional leaders who have met with the Federal Reserve Chairman and the Treasury Secretary.
The bad news: The Plan will cost . . . $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,
000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.
Approximately. I might have misplaced a few zeros.
Which is not a problem, since all we have to do is to soak the rich with more taxes to pay for it!
And that's fair, because the top 5% of income earners earn 32% of the income, but only pay 53% of all income taxes. How fair is that?
The top 5% should be paying, 90%, 95% of all income taxes. Duh.
Then our problems will be solved.
And we won't even need to hear Barack Obama's secret detailed financial plan that he's barely restraining himself from sharing with us, being the gentleman that he is.
Let's roll!
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