Barack Obama's speech has ushered in a New Era in Human History.
Apparently the speech was so powerful that the clouds parted, the earth fell silent, and fluffy woodland creatures crept out to watch.
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Frank J. at IMAO has more reaction to Barack Obama speech, including:
Nancy Pelosi: "It drilled my brains!"
Joe Biden: "This was Obama at his most articulate. The speech was completely devoid of the ghetto slang we would expect from his kind."
Jeremiah Wright: "Bet the crackers ate that up."
Chris Matthews: "The doctors found out that the tingle up my leg is nerve damage."
Paris Hilton: "It lacked substance."
But not everyone is happy.
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