First Time in Human History, No Ice at North Pole -- Not

By DemocracyRules

So says "The Independent" newspaper.  A shouting drunk in Regents' Park agrees.

Here's the real story, see for yourself (click to enlarge):

This is today's ice chart, from Environment Canada.  The ice extent appears in white.  As far north as the satellite data goes, it's white, eh?  Several feet thick, same as usual, eh? 

Le rapport de Grande-Bretagne, ceci n'est pas véritable, eh?  Ou est la dram? Ou, eh?

Well there is no drama, the most recent Canadian ice report and summer ice predictions are here.  It's colder than 'un sein d'une soeur religieuse' as usual, complete with thick ice frozen solid, pack ice, growlers, bergys and bergy bits.

C'est normal. Le rapport, c'est horrible. Pas drôle, eh?

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