Putin Says NATO is a Direct Threat to Russia

By DemocracyRules

Yes NATO is a direct threat, especially from us Canadian members of NATO.

We are just thirsting for a chance to attack Russia.

There are several reasons why we want to do this: (1) It's Sunday afternoon here in Canada, and there is not much going on until the NHL hockey playoffs start, (2) Russia is hoarding all the Caviar so we must have a war of extermination, (3) We don't like Russians, even though we have many thousands of new Russian immigrants to Canada who work hard, pay taxes, and contribute to our society, (4) The Ukrainian prime minister is better-looking than Putin, so we are on her side.

Really, Canadians sit around all day discussing how much fun it would be to attack Russia. We hardly have time for anything else. I have several Polish friends, and they do the same thing, they hardly have time to eat, because they are busy making complex invasion plans.

They want to defeat the Russians using only Kolbasa.

Look out Russia, here we come!

Pro Patria