Attention conspiracy theorists! Have you always wanted to blog about why the 9/11 attack was caused by anyone other than Osama Bin Laden, 19 hijackers, and Al Qaeda? If so, I have good news for you. Your ship has just come in! You can now learn how to blog your own personal 9/11 conspiracy theory. Get the exciting details at WuzzaDem! (via JunkYardBlog)
And if you need even more help writing up your own conspiracy theory, may I recommend the Conspiracy Theory Generator. It's worth every penny you pay for it. The following is an actual conspiracy theory I generated using the Conspiracy Theory Generator:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand immigration you need to realize that everything is controlled by a farmers made up of Amish with help from the Dodgers.
The conspiracy first started during the crash of the Hindenberg in Mississippi. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including World War II.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by nail biting.
They want to murder the New York Times and imprison resisters in Osama Bin Laden's cave using trains.
In order to prepare for this, we all must conquer. Since the media is controlled by Daily Kos we should get our information from Ann Coulter.
I think we've all learned something here today.
I know I did.
Remember, conspiracy nuts theorists, the Power of the Blog is awesome and mighty. Use it responsibly.
Conspiracy Generator was added to the post as an update. Thanks for the tip!
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Posted by: John from WuzzaDem | July 11, 2006 at 11:11 AM