Eyes on the Ball News demonstrates the appropriate level of seriousness regarding the latest numbers showing President Bush's popularity at the "lowest level ever." Eyes on the Ball reports that, In a scientific breakthrough, mathematicians at the University of Chicago succeeded in creating a new numbering system in order to describe Bush’s low popularity among Americans.
“The problem with Bush,” said Katie Couric, “is that his popularity is not only low, it is negative. It is worse than negative. It is like a vacuum that sucks out the popularity of everyone around him."
Point Five also seems to have the right perspective on the latest poll numbers. Here's an excerpt:
A new poll released Monday shows a startling slip for the President’s approval rating, dipping to a all-time low of “negative one bazillion”, according to a CBS News press release.
The survey, conducted among not just likely voters but “adults”, also included a representative sampling of hillbillies, senators, small appliances and household pets.
CBS analysts predict that the rock-bottom figures ensure that Mr. Bush’s reelection chances are virtually nil, and doom any run for his third term as US President.
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