According to my new friend and business partner Mr. Owen Frank, who emailed me Friday morning at 11:28 a.m., I am going to receive at least $4.25 million dollars! Wait 'til you hear the details:
I am Owen Frank, a management staff of standard chartered bank. This email follows my discovery of an account that was last operated on 28th March,1996 with a balance of US$8.5 million . By provisions of operational banking rules and guidelines, an account that is not operated for straight 10 years ceases to exist as it will be forfeited to the federal treasury.
Since the 10 years deadline is just few months away I decided to see the account owner and draw his attention to this important banking provision.To this end I called at the residential address he provided, where I met a completely burnt down house.People I asked confirmed he lived in that house and was burnt to death with his entire family on 30th March,1996 in a fire that started with cooking gas explosion. (Note to self: Good thing our cooking is electrical.)
Careful study of his banking records show that he did not fill in details of next of kin in portions provided. This money will therefore continue floating until it is due to be forfeited to the federal treasury.This situation however presents a rare opportunity for me to collaborate with someone with the same country of the deceased and claim this money.
For this reason I decided to seek your assistance and support (Me? You must LIKE my blog then! You LIKE me! You REALLY LIKE me!) so that we can share the money equally (50%/50%) when it is released and remitted into your account. (Not so FAST, Owen -- if you like me that much I want at least 60%.) I have already worked out simple legal procedures which we shall facilitate for us to achieve this safely and efficiently.
To enable me start in earnest, do make the following information available immediately to me :
(1.) Contact address.(2.) Private telephone and fax numbers. (Just use the PayPal donation button on my website, O.K. Owen? If they won't take the whole $4.25 million at once you can break it down into smaller donations. Thanks!)
Fell free to furnish me with the requirements via email to enable me commence the transfer process into your account forthwith. (Did you hear that? "Commence the transfer process" into my account FORTHWITH!)
Anticipating your enthusiastic response.
Kind regards,
Mr Owen Frank
I had no idea blogging was this PROFITABLE!
P.S. - I may take off a week from blogging after Owen's transfer comes in. Just so you know.
Comments