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'Top Ten Signs Your Presidential Campaign is in Trouble'

Via DemocracyRules      
From David Letterman Jan 4 ‘08:
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10. When asked what you'd do about Iraq, you say, "Do I Rock?"

9. You're often described as "John Kerry without the charisma".

8. Many of your supporters have been hospitalized because you ordered your campaign buttons from China.

7. You've been running negative ads about yourself.

6. The only endorsement you've received was from "Burrito Afficionado" magazine.

5. When reporting caucus results, the media refers to you as "Other".

4. Your 'Meet the Press' appearance turns ugly when you put Tim Russert in a headlock.

3. Your budget director blew most of your campaign funds betting on the Knicks.

2. You've primarily been campaigning in Canada.

1. You often ask, "What would George W. Bush do?"

Welcome Back Gina

By DemocracyRules
Well, I'm so glad you enjoyed your trip!

In the meantime, I've been toiling away here, alone, in the dark... broadcasting into a silent, anonymous phantasmagorical blogosphere... but that's OK dear, you went ahead and enjoyed yourself, while I was tied day and night to this unforgiving keyboard... but don't worry about me, I was fine here without you, really, I was fine, I was fine...

Actually, I enjoyed it a lot, and I'm glad to hand over the controls!  Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!

--out--

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Via DemocracyRules (source unknown) 

DR. PHIL:
The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH:
Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know which side of the road the chicken is on. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL:
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road...

ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY:
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE:
That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART:
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die in the rain. Alone.

JERRY FALWELL:
Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth?' That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media white washes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA:

In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS:
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens, all the chickens, crossing roads in peace.

ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your check book, and send emails to Mars. It only works on Vista, so there is another good reason to upgrade.  Internet Explorer is also integrated with eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% ........ reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON:
Well that depends on what your definition of 'chicken' is.  But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman, or any other chicks.’

AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!  We must restrict chickens passing methane, a greenhouse gas, or our goose will be cooked!

COLONEL SANDERS:
Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY :
Where's my gun?

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