- Hey, how's it going?
- I'm so sorry for your loss. Was he an Obama voter?
- While every death is tragic in some way, perhaps we all can find deeper meaning in green jobs.
- And so, we return this brave soldier to the arms of Mother Earth. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
- Please accept this commemorative "Hope and Change" pin.
- Allahu Akbar!
- Will there be anything else?
- Gosh, look at the time. Gotta run!
- Have a nice day.
- This funeral service was funded by the American Investment and Recovery Act. Barack Obama, President.
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