Swell.
Democratic People's Republic of Korea(DPRK) appears to be preparing for a long-range missile test, South Korea's Yonhap News Agency reported on Saturday, citing an informed source.
The source, asking not to be identified, said an intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) was recently spotted on a cargo train near Pyongyang, Yonhap said.
The missile has since been moved to an undisclosed location, according to the source.
"It usually takes about two months to set up a launch pad, but the process could be done in as little as two weeks, which means the North could launch a long-range missile as early as in mid-June," the source said.
The remarks came shortly after a defense source said some activities were spotted at a DPRK's munitions factory used to build long-range missiles.
That's OK, because America's tough, lean, mean commander-in-chief will give North Korea a stern look:
No, wait -- that's not it. Try again, Mr. President.
Better, but I'm not really feeling the stern-ness.
Ooh. That's good. Very good. Kim John-il will by lying awake tonight!
But then he'll launch anyway.
But, hey, he hasn't nuked a major U.S. city yet, so we've got time.
So relax, Mr. President. Enjoy! Fly a private jet to New York and take in a show.
And then give us one of those great speeches you do about shared sacrifice.
Good thing you cut $1.4 billion from missile defense, Mr. President. Because flying out of town for a presidential "date night" in a different city every week could add up.
But, hey, if it keeps the First Lady happy, it's worth it, right?
A president's gotta take time to really enjoy the taxpayer largesse while he can!
Priorities, people!