Sober Obama Returns Home

By DemocracyRules

From the Honolulu Star Bulletin

Shocking news.  Obama's grandmother suddenly developed an advanced, incurable, and unknown form of cancer yesterday.  Today she's at death's door, and she may not make it to her 86th birthday on Sunday. 

Cancer is such a terrible thing, especially when it's used as a political cover story.  I guess the "broken hip" narrative didn't float very well, so the reporter threw in the "incurable cancer" angle as well.  Obama better get out of there soon before the reporter gives Gram several more diseases.

Fortunately, Obama had the foresight to prevent his wife and children from accompanying him.  Maybe he doesn't want them to catch any of those terrible diseases.  Also, I suppose Obama regrets spending only one hour with Gram on his last trip.

The comments section for this news story are funny.  Most commenters rag the newspaper to bits for ignoring the obvious birth certificate angle.

Perhaps the sleeping giant finally awakens, to rescue The Republic at the last moment.

Pro Patria

Comments

[rlitzen]

First Fannie Mae, then Hillary, then the economy, then Joe the Plumber- NOW GRAMMY!!! Horrors!
Is there no end to the trail of destruction left by OBAMA!?!?

[shirley fry]

This man has displayed so much in the way of dishonesty I can't believe so many worship the ground he walks on. I have a request of these followers - research "Kitman" and maybe you'll understand what you are witnessing.

[From DR -- "As the Prophet said: 'he who keeps secrets shall soon attain his objectives.'" This is an approximate definition of "Kitman".]

[Gawfer]

It's a difficult thing to go and say good-bye to a loved one, and I agree with him that it's so very important to care for family...

That is unless of course you are his half brother living in the slums of Kenya.

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{From DR -- YES, and especially since sending that brother a dollar a day would double his income.

Unless, of course, Obama is the son of the Communist Black-activist Frank Marshall.

That would explain a lot of things. (1) Then of course Obama would not care about an imaginary non-brother in Kenya, (2) It would explain why Obama looks like Frank Marshall, (3) It would explain why Frank Marshall possessed several nude pictures of Obama's mother, (4) it would explain why Frank Marshall befriended Obama in Hawaii and taught him a lot, including generous helpings of Communism and black racism, (5) It would explain why Obama's mother was so distant from Obama Sr., and they had so little to do with each other, (6) It would explain why and how Frank Marshall became such a good "friend of the family" to Obama's mother and her parents, (7) and of course there is even more to this absolutely bizarre story of intrigue and betrayal, played out over numerous countries and across many lives.

I tell you Gawfer, according to my research, those birth and citizenship records seem to contain information that would have global consequences. -- Pro Patria}