Starbucks Coffee Served at Guantanamo? That IS Torture

Al Qaeda detainees at Guantanamo were served Starbucks coffee?

Man, that is torture.

As Consumer Reports found, McDonalds coffee actually tastes better than Starbucks coffee.  Starbucks coffee is "strong, but burnt and bitter enough to make your eyes water instead of open."

This pretty much settles the debate, then, doesn't it?  What sort of civilized nation serves Starbucks coffee to its enemy combatants?

Let 'em all go!  They've suffered enough!

Besides, they mean us no harm.

(Right?)