It's 3 a.m. and the Phone Rings at the White House

Hillary's latest campaign ad.

"It's 3:00am and your children are asleep," the voice over says. "There's a phone in the White House, and it's ringing. Something is happening in the world. Your vote will decide who answers that call."

"Whether someone knows the world's leaders, knows the military, someone tested and ready to lead. It's 3 a.m. and your children are safe and asleep. Who do you want answering the phone?

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O.K. I'm picturing a pajama-clad couple at the White House answering the phone at 3 a.m.  So is my choice limited to: 

(a) Barack ("not Muslim") and Michelle ("not proud of America") Obama, or

(b) Hillary ("opposed the Iraq surge that worked") and Bill ("Monica missile") Clinton?

Or is there, say, someone else -- someone with with actual military experience -- running for president?